It’s called How I Met Your Mother for a reason…
I have been watching this show since the pilot and after watching the finale today I was really happy and sad to see it go. I wanted to revel in the happy/sad feels so I came on to tumblr hoping to see how much other fans loved the finale, but to see people just shit on the show and the creators has really pissed me off so here’s why I LOVE every moment of HIMYM.
And so I accept that this is my fatal flaw. I just can’t quite engage all the way when I really need to, when it really matters, you know, when the chips are down. So I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sorry, Gus. I’m sorry that I can’t do goodbyes. I tried so hard to tell you, man. I just, I just suck at the real stuff. You know that, but you’re going to be fine. You’re going to be better than fine. I just can’t help thinking that the only problem that you really had the whole time is me. That I’ve kept you from the life you deserve, you know, the life that you’ve earned, the life that you’d have if I hadn’t barged into your office eight years ago and said ‘we’re going to play detective whether you want to or not.’ I love you, man.
HOLY CRAPBALLS, BATMAN!
Just a list of Deb’s creative swears…I fucking miss this show so much.
"Holy Jesus on a Stick."
"Pretty fucking please with cheese on top."
"On what, ass kissing?"
"Oh, you’re a sick bastard"
"And thanks for the fucking donut."
"Fuck me twice on Sundays."
"Fuck me sideways."
"Fuck me in both ears."
"I don’t fuck and tell."
"A metric fuck-ton."
"Sweet Mary mother of fuck, that’s good!"
"A baby?! A motherfucking roly-poly chubby-cheeked shit-machine, are you kidding me?!"
"FBI? ‘Fucking Bunch of Idiots’."
"Shit a brick and fuck me with it."
"I’m not going to do any fucking scrap booking!"
"Go shit up a rope."
"Fuck you twice!"
"Holy franken fuck, snakes!"
"Fuck balls, you’re serious… Sir."
"Do I look like a fucking fire chief?"
"Fuck, Dex, I’m talking about my feelings here."
"Where in Fucktopia are you?"
"Bullshit, you fuckin’ junkie whore"
"Fuck you Linny, fuck your handwriting."
"I’m already fucked up…"
"That’s for fucking sure."
"I don’t want to step on my dick."
"You are my last ditch ass fucked effort."
"I went through every fucking photo of every fucking crime scene."
"Motherfucking trimmed trees."
"Fuckin’ witness whisperer."
"I will kick your fucking nuts down your throat."
"You need a fucking slut, so why don’t you talk to Petunia over there."
"Pressure fucking point."
"Whenever you have a earth-shattering, ball-crushing mind fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister!"
"I love you bro, but sometimes you’re a fucking tard."
"Whoa, fuckpuddle, what do you think you’re doing?"
"Fuck you, lipgloss."
"Fuckin’ beef bus."
"I could give a fuck who you fuck, just don’t fuck with my investigation you fuck."
"God fucking dammit."
"Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?"
"A partial fucking print!"
"Christ on a fucking cracker."
"Peachy fucking keen."
"Motherfucking suck bag, you cock munching fucking fuck nugget!"
"We are in a storm of fuck, Dexter."
"Thank the sweet fucking baby Jesus!"
"He’s a sick fuck, but he’s not the sick fuck we’re looking for."
"Holy filet of fuck!"
"Shit on my face if you ever put we and married in the same fucking sentence again"
"Jesus Christ on a bike"
I have said so many of these it’s not even funny anymore.
I miss you Deb :(
It’s not healthy to grieve this much over fictional characters lol
Because that’s where they sit. The people that come in here with their stories. The clients. That’s all you are now, Mary. You’re a client. This is where they sit and talk and this is where we sit and listen and we decide if we want you or not.